So we got a new puppy! He’s a bit lifeless at the moment.

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zftw:

genderthief:

i gave my dog a tortilla chip ten minutes ago and she won’t fucking eat it she’s just staring at me with it in her mouth 

she’s waiting for the salsa

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  • every teacher before they draw on the board: im not an artist

xmasclub:

all i want is attention but only from certain people

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hellabloggin:

oh how the mackles have mored

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crimson-winter:

wo-nderland:

this never gets old

SANDRA BULLOCK IS MY QUEEN

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psyducker:

do u ever lie on ur side and a small tear leaks out and ur just like whoa wtf body I know I’m sad but not that sad

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